30 hilarious jokes for 2025……You know what’s wildly underrated in adulthood?
A solid, ugly-laugh kind of joke. Like, the ones that make you snort in public and then pretend you were coughing. Been there. Just last week, actually, I laughed so hard at a joke my cousin texted me that I dropped a quesadilla on my dog. (She forgave me. Eventually.)
Anyway, I started collecting the 30 hilarious jokes for 2025 that made me lose it. Some are clean. Some are chaotic. All of them? Worth sharing. Preferably in group chats, awkward Zoom calls, or right before someone takes a sip of coffee. (Maximum splash zone.)
1. Why did the iPhone go to therapy in 2025?
Because it couldn’t connect with anyone anymore.
(Me too, buddy. Me too.)
2. My smart fridge just told me to stop opening it at 2am.
I told it, “Stay in your lane, Chad. You’re a glorified cold box.”
3. 2025 relationship status?
Still single. But now AI is rejecting me too.
4. Tried speed dating last week.
I only made it past the intro with a guy named “Kyle, 32, owns 6 frogs.”
I panicked and asked if they were all named Kyle Jr.
He said yes. I left.
5. You ever clean your room so good…
…you find that sock that’s been missing since 2022?
I named it Harold. Harold has seen things.
6. What did the plant say to the sunlight?
“I’m feeling photosyn-the-sized today.”
Cue rimshot. Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
7. You know you’re old when…
You make a sound getting off the couch and when you sit back down.
(It’s like a symphony of joint betrayal.)
8. Back in 8th grade, I wore two different shoes to school.
Not on purpose. It was a Monday. And yes, they were both left feet. I still don’t know how that happened.
9. Why did the skeleton get kicked out of the Zoom call?
Because he had no body to blame for his bad internet.
(I’m so sorry but also not sorry.)
10. The real horror story of 2025?
Me checking my bank account after “just browsing” on Amazon.
11. Siri in 2025 be like:
“Did you mean to call your ex or were you just drunk again?”
12. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up.
Yes, it’s a dad joke. Yes, I love it. Fight me.
13. I told my niece I used to have to “burn CDs” to share music.
She asked, “Did you get arrested???”
Honestly, fair question.
14. I walked into the kitchen and forgot why I was there.
So I opened the fridge like it owed me answers.
15. Therapist: “You need to confront your inner demons.”
Me: texts demon at 3am: “You up?”
16. Why was the broom late?
It swept in.
(This one made my dad laugh so hard he cried. Dads are the barometer for all solid joke content.)
17. PSA: Never trust a guy who says “I’m a simple man.”
He owns five gaming chairs and a mechanical keyboard named Betsy.
18. Tried to flirt in 2025.
Said “Hey” and autocorrect changed it to “Hemorrhoids.” Didn’t recover.
19. Why did the AI cross the road?
To calculate your risk of making that same bad decision again.
Thanks, Skynet.
20. My friend said, “I only watch TV to relax.”
Cool, I only cry to hydrate.
21. You ever open the group chat…
…and immediately regret it because 237 unread messages and 74% are memes you don’t get?
Then someone yells “YOU HAD TO BE THERE” and you just log out of life?
22. “Are you an early bird or a night owl?”
Me: I’m some kind of exhausted pigeon.
23. My cat knocked over my coffee and looked at me like I ruined the vibe.
She runs this house. I just pay the rent.
24. I dated a guy who said “I’m not like other guys.”
He wasn’t. He ate cereal with a fork and watched Fast & Furious on mute.
25. Why don’t ghosts use dating apps?
Because they can’t commit.
26. I told my mom I was tired and she hit me with:
“Tired from what? Breathing???”
Yes, Susan. Existence is exhausting.
27. I went on one walk and now my legs act like they ran a marathon.
This is why I sit.
28. Why did the Gen Z kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he heard the grades were above average.
29. My dog has no job, no bills, sleeps 18 hours a day and still sighs like she pays a mortgage.
Must be nice.
30. Therapist: “You need to sit with your feelings.”
Me: pulls up a chair for Anxiety and Sadness
Me: “Drinks anyone?”
Quick Tangent: Jokes Are Survival
Okay real talk for a sec: I know the world’s a bit weird right now. AI is getting too smart, gas prices are high enough to make me consider biking (LOL), and I’ve had like three identity crises this week alone.
But jokes? They help. They’re like little reset buttons for your brain. Like mental snacks. Or emotional ibuprofen. Especially these 30 hilarious jokes for 2025—they’ve saved my mood more than once this year. I hope they hit you the same way.
Bonus Round: 30 hilarious jokes for 2025
- What’s a programmer’s favorite hangout? The bit-bar.
- How does a robot eat salsa? Micro-chips.
- What do you call a TikTok influencer ghost? Boo-merang. (I’ll see myself out.)
Got a Favorite Joke? Drop It in the Comments (Even if it’s Terrible)
I live for those weird, half-baked, should-not-be-this-funny jokes. Like the one my friend sent last week:
“What do you call a fish with no eyes?”
“Fsh.”
Still giggling.
